Spent the last year the Rocky Mountain way
  Couldn't get much higher
  Out to pasture, I think it's safe to say
  It's time to open fire
  'Cause we don't need the ladies
  Cryin' 'cause the story's sad, oh no
  And the Rocky Mountain way
  Is better than the way we had
  
  Tellin' us this and tellin' us that
  Changin' it day by day
  He says it doesn't matter
  Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat
  Changin' it play by play
  It's time to change the batter
  'Cause we don't need the ladies
  Cryin' 'cause the story's sad, oh no
  And the Rocky Mountain way
  Is better than the way we had
  
  Spent the last year, the Rocky Mountain way
  Couldn't get much higher
  Out to pasture, I think it's safe to say
  It's time to open fire
  'Cause we don't need the ladies
  Cryin' 'cause the story's sad, oh no
  And the Rocky Mountain way
  Is better than the way we had