If I thought you could find a way
  I'd tell you to go get lost
  But why ask you to pay attention
  When your brain can't stand the cost
  Look at you
  And the state you're in
  Next to you
  Even a brick is thin
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  You oughta scratch from the human race
  You are a waste of a name
  A waste of time and a waste of space
  You've only one claim to fame
  I don't like you
    If a thought came into your head
  It would die of loneliness
  You rate absolute zero
  No more and not even less
  Look at you
  Oh what a state
  Next to you
  Short planks are underweight
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    Annoyed, annoyed, No I'm not paranoid
  Cos that would mean I have to care
  And I couldn't be annoyed
    You don't entertain ideas
  You simply bore them
  You couldn't find your feet
  If you were looking for them
  Looking at you
  It's hard for me
  Next to me
  Is nowhere to be
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