(Chorus)
   Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit
   Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit
   Do something about it
   (Repeat chorus)
   Well I'm really back to basics right beside a bar
   Choke the double trouble big one to the joker with the card
   Good call
   What's the crack, what's the damage done today
   From the commons to the common a banana skin away
   Knock it back knock it out
   Chuck a nightmare dart
   Quiet
   Compere on the mic turns turning to the court
   Putting beef vol-au-vents across the Union Jack
   Bolinger and Bitter says the colonies are back
   (Repeat chorus)
   You think you're god's gift
   You're a liar
   I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire
   (Repeat)
   (Repeat chorus)
   Up your ronson
   Take a tab
   With a flash of Zippo light
   Catch the hip parade passing to the Polaroids right
   Check the manic little rebel with a bottle in his hand
   A rhyming manifesto and a butty from his mam
   Local lad made bad with cowboy charm
   Claims he doesn't really mean every screw-'em-all barb
   Pass the mic
   Karaoke with the yesteryear stars
   Time to weep into your beer 'til the fireworks start
   (Repeat Chorus)
   You think you're god's gift
   You're a liar
   I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire
   (Repeat)
   (Repeat chorus)