Moral law! The drinker's guide
   Was handed down by god
   Sacred law for man to follow
   Revere them as your own
  
   Life's too short to waste your brew
   It's plain to see-obey the rules
  
   Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill
   Just drink your beer - Commandments
   Thou shalt not puke cause there's no excuse
   Just drink your beer - Commandments
  
   Mankind was long deprived
   Of the rules encased in stone
   Ten written the rest were lost
   When will they be found?
  
   Laws misplaced for centuries
   Where can they be? The brewery!
  
   Rejoice I The time is now
   Fulfill Your sacred vows
   Pay need to the blessed stone
   Respect the holy law
  
   Life's too short to waste your brew
   It's plain to see-obey the rules
  
   Laws misplaced for centuries
   Where can they be? The brewery!